Voice Mail

[tarnishedbadge]

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

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[asharpertongue]

TEXT: This taxi driver may kill me before I get out of Siren Cove.

[tarnishedbadge]

Guys get awkward when women weep uncontrollably.

[asharpertongue]

I just can't help myself. I've gone through two boxes of tissues.

[tarnishedbadge]

Be strong, you'll be back soon. In the meantime I'm going to finally put that Heart of Gold discount to good use.

[asharpertongue]

I've told the girls to be extra nice to you. Of course that means different things to different people. Maybe avoid Hera.

[asharpertongue]

Lara nods absently, listening to the two parties in front of her arguing backwards and forwards. They were arguing a minor territorial point and Lara had been asked to see if she could settle it. She was going to kill Annlie for bringing these people with her.

TXT: I'm going to kill Annalie for bringing these two with her.
TXT: Either that or stab myself in the ears with my pen so at least I don't have to listen to them any more.
TXT: Save me?

[tarnishedbadge]

Do the police need to raid your place? We can do that.

[asharpertongue]

I'm pretty sure that would actually make things worse. And probably make them louder. Is it still murder if they're really, really annoying me?

[tarnishedbadge]

Very illegal. But if you seduced the detective in charge I bet he'd bungle the case for you.

[asharpertongue]

Does that count if I get someone other than you assigned to my case? I don't think James Thornton would fall for any of my usual tricks without help, for instance.

[asharpertongue]

Can you go to jail for killing lawyers? Asking for a friend.

[tarnishedbadge]

Sometimes. Did the lawyer attack you? Was it self defense?

[asharpertongue]

Attacked me with vicious words. And his breath.

[tarnishedbadge]

Then it's murder and you go to jail.

[asharpertongue]

Hmmm...would it help if there wasn't a body?

[asharpertongue]

So...I made an appointment with the architect guy I know. Still wanna move in together?

[tarnishedbadge]

Let's see how ugly of a house you want to design first.

[asharpertongue]

I was thinking ultra-modern minimalism. White everything. No shoes indoors ever again.

[tarnishedbadge]

Or we could build a castle.

[just_another]

[txt] I don't know if you've seen Raleigh lately, but something is wrong. I just spoke with her and she's acting completely out of character. That can mean almost anything in this town. Can't figure out where to go from here.

[tarnishedbadge]

[txt] Thanks for the heads up, I'll go talk to her and see what I can find out.

TXT

[lesparker]

Something's up with Lara, man. Are you at this siren thing tonight?

Re: TXT

[tarnishedbadge]

She's lost her memory. Doesn't remember me. Isn't matriarch. Things are a mess.

Goes without saying DO NOT give her 'work', Les.

Re: TXT

[lesparker]

...well...she may think she's an escort at Heart of Gold???

Re: TXT

[tarnishedbadge]

I know. So don't give her any work. I will hire her out for however long it takes if necessary. I will also shoot people if that is necessary.