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[tarnishedbadge]

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[asharpertongue]

I'm not sure the actually let you build into the ocean.

[tarnishedbadge]

Well have to see.

[asharpertongue]

Levi...I don't want to wake up and have to wade through the sea because the foundations flooded or something.

[tarnishedbadge]

That's why we pay the architect.

[asharpertongue]

Shouldn't we have some sort of idea of what we want before we head in there?

[tarnishedbadge]

Yes, but we pay him to make our castle not sink.

[asharpertongue]

Well that's true I suppose. Sinking buildings of any kind are bad news. But we might want to think smaller than castle-sized. I'm selling my place but I don't think the budget will stretch castle distance.

[tarnishedbadge]

Small castle, got it.

[asharpertongue]

What about something slightly more this century?

[tarnishedbadge]

Spoil sport.

[asharpertongue]

Not aversed to the castle idea...just a modern castle.

[tarnishedbadge]

For you to be queen in.

[asharpertongue]

Sweet talk is always appreciated but it won't get you a moat so don't ask.

[tarnishedbadge]

That what will the drawbridge leading to the garage go over?

[asharpertongue]

No drawbridge! I might be persuaded on a tower though.

[tarnishedbadge]

Okay, we'll put drawbridge and tower under "maybe". What do you want?

[asharpertongue]

Large garage. Theater room!

[tarnishedbadge]

I like both of those ideas.

[asharpertongue]

Sturdy rafters for the sex swing.

[tarnishedbadge]

That much was a given.

[asharpertongue]

...well now that's all i'm thinking about. Damn it Levi.

[tarnishedbadge]

Is this your way of telling me you want to try out a sex swing?

[asharpertongue]

Do you? I mean, I can work myself into a lot of positions but you might need to limber up a little first.

[tarnishedbadge]

I do some yoga, but I could do a bit more if necessary.

[asharpertongue]

I think it would be. Have you seen those things?