Voice Mail

[tarnishedbadge]

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

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[tarnishedbadge]

That's what I'd do. I'm sure they'd come to an agreement quickly.

[asharpertongue]

Remind me never to have you mediate any of my meetings. You'd spark a war.

[tarnishedbadge]

I'd have them spilling all their horrible secrets in no time for tons of leverage.

[asharpertongue]

And then war. So much war. These two seem to want a war. I might have to break up a fist fight. I'm about this close to just slapping them both with my power and grinding them under my boot.

[tarnishedbadge]

Why don't you let them have the fist fight?

[asharpertongue]

Because picking teeth off the carpet is never a fun way to spend an afternoon. I like my carpet. I don't want blood stains all over it.

[tarnishedbadge]

Well, I'll reward you when you get home if you don't kill anyone.

[asharpertongue]

Oh really? And how will you reward me? Bear in mind their lives depend on it.

[tarnishedbadge]

Fresh caught Atalntic salmon with a nice wine. Fire in the fireplace. Back rub followed by the hot tub.

[asharpertongue]

Okay so that made me groan and I think one of the men thinks I'm sexting with someone.

[tarnishedbadge]

We can do that too.

[asharpertongue]

Not that I don't want to, but I'm a siren in an office currently full of sirens. You don't think that might be a recipe for disaster?

[tarnishedbadge]

So I should get my hand out of my pants?

[asharpertongue]

That depends...are you in public?

[tarnishedbadge]

I found a secluded spot.

[asharpertongue]

Then no. You should definitely not take your hand out of your pants.

[tarnishedbadge]

I don't intend to.

[asharpertongue]

Wish I was there. Really, really wish I was there and it was my hand.

[tarnishedbadge]

Seems only fair since it's so hard because of you.

[asharpertongue]

I'm having to make polite conversation while thinking about you out there in the world touching yourself and thinking of me so I hope at least you're thinking something good.

[tarnishedbadge]

Oh it's really good. I don't think I'll last long.

[asharpertongue]

Fuck, Levi... You have no idea what you're doing to me... Whatever you're thinking is exactly what you're going to get when I see you tonight.

[tarnishedbadge]

Glad I picked something good then.

[asharpertongue]

You're not going to tell me are you? You're just going to make me sit here, wet and squirming, imagining what it is.

[tarnishedbadge]

It's something we don't do often ;-)