I do some yoga, but I could do a bit more if necessary.
I think it would be. Have you seen those things?
Can't really say that I have. Worth a try though, right?
We could do that. I'm looking at pictures. This is an interesting way to spend a lunch break.
I bet you have employees that could tell you all you need to know.
I do know how to use one. I just haven't...yet.
Ah, I see.
Are you smirking? I bet you're smirking.
No, not smirking.
I'm shocked. Are you okay? Why aren't you smirking? A sex swing should at least raise a little twitch.
Nothing. I think the joists in your place could handle one.
...are you seriously serious?
I'm serious, they could.
But do you actually want to? You know you don't have to do things just because I mention them once.
What's the worst that could happen, we go back to having really awesome sex without it?
I don't want us doing things just because. It's not a challenge or a competition. I don't give a crap about any of the extras, I just want you happy.
I'm so confused.
You sounded down. Or...well, you not smirking about a sex swing isn't like you. Are you working? I could come by?
Yeah, working. It's fine, you don't need to come down.
I don't need to...I want to though. I said something wrong. Please tell me what.
You didn't say anything wrong. We were talking about sex swings and you got all weird.
You got weird first!
No I didn't! You 180d the tone of the conversation.
Because you were being all quiet and serious about the sex swing thing! I was joking!
Sorry, I thought it was something we were maybe considering.
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Date: 2015-06-16 06:25 pm (UTC)I do some yoga, but I could do a bit more if necessary.
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Date: 2015-06-16 06:26 pm (UTC)I think it would be. Have you seen those things?
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Date: 2015-06-16 06:35 pm (UTC)Can't really say that I have. Worth a try though, right?
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Date: 2015-06-16 06:40 pm (UTC)We could do that. I'm looking at pictures. This is an interesting way to spend a lunch break.
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Date: 2015-06-16 06:50 pm (UTC)I bet you have employees that could tell you all you need to know.
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Date: 2015-06-16 06:57 pm (UTC)I do know how to use one. I just haven't...yet.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:03 pm (UTC)Ah, I see.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:11 pm (UTC)Are you smirking? I bet you're smirking.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:16 pm (UTC)No, not smirking.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:29 pm (UTC)I'm shocked. Are you okay? Why aren't you smirking? A sex swing should at least raise a little twitch.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:36 pm (UTC)Nothing. I think the joists in your place could handle one.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:49 pm (UTC)...are you seriously serious?
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:50 pm (UTC)I'm serious, they could.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:59 pm (UTC)But do you actually want to? You know you don't have to do things just because I mention them once.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:02 pm (UTC)What's the worst that could happen, we go back to having really awesome sex without it?
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:08 pm (UTC)I don't want us doing things just because. It's not a challenge or a competition. I don't give a crap about any of the extras, I just want you happy.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:10 pm (UTC)I'm so confused.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:14 pm (UTC)You sounded down. Or...well, you not smirking about a sex swing isn't like you. Are you working? I could come by?
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:16 pm (UTC)Yeah, working. It's fine, you don't need to come down.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:27 pm (UTC)I don't need to...I want to though. I said something wrong. Please tell me what.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:38 pm (UTC)You didn't say anything wrong. We were talking about sex swings and you got all weird.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:45 pm (UTC)You got weird first!
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:48 pm (UTC)No I didn't! You 180d the tone of the conversation.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:57 pm (UTC)Because you were being all quiet and serious about the sex swing thing! I was joking!
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:59 pm (UTC)Sorry, I thought it was something we were maybe considering.
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