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Date: 2014-12-29 08:51 pm (UTC)Why don't you let them have the fist fight?
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Date: 2014-12-29 08:57 pm (UTC)Because picking teeth off the carpet is never a fun way to spend an afternoon. I like my carpet. I don't want blood stains all over it.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:05 pm (UTC)Well, I'll reward you when you get home if you don't kill anyone.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:08 pm (UTC)Oh really? And how will you reward me? Bear in mind their lives depend on it.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:20 pm (UTC)Fresh caught Atalntic salmon with a nice wine. Fire in the fireplace. Back rub followed by the hot tub.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:33 pm (UTC)Okay so that made me groan and I think one of the men thinks I'm sexting with someone.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:34 pm (UTC)We can do that too.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:39 pm (UTC)Not that I don't want to, but I'm a siren in an office currently full of sirens. You don't think that might be a recipe for disaster?
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:40 pm (UTC)So I should get my hand out of my pants?
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:45 pm (UTC)That depends...are you in public?
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:48 pm (UTC)I found a secluded spot.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:55 pm (UTC)Then no. You should definitely not take your hand out of your pants.
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Date: 2014-12-29 09:58 pm (UTC)I don't intend to.
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Date: 2014-12-29 10:04 pm (UTC)Wish I was there. Really, really wish I was there and it was my hand.
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Date: 2014-12-29 10:53 pm (UTC)Seems only fair since it's so hard because of you.
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Date: 2014-12-29 11:21 pm (UTC)I'm having to make polite conversation while thinking about you out there in the world touching yourself and thinking of me so I hope at least you're thinking something good.
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Date: 2014-12-29 11:33 pm (UTC)Oh it's really good. I don't think I'll last long.
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Date: 2014-12-29 11:37 pm (UTC)Fuck, Levi... You have no idea what you're doing to me... Whatever you're thinking is exactly what you're going to get when I see you tonight.
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Date: 2014-12-29 11:38 pm (UTC)Glad I picked something good then.
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Date: 2014-12-29 11:41 pm (UTC)You're not going to tell me are you? You're just going to make me sit here, wet and squirming, imagining what it is.
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Date: 2014-12-29 11:45 pm (UTC)It's something we don't do often ;-)
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Date: 2014-12-30 01:23 pm (UTC)That limits the possibilities, but it's hardly specific. I still have an hour of this meeting left to imagine what are essentially endless possibilities.
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Date: 2014-12-30 02:33 pm (UTC)And me getting off in your parking lot, not too far away.
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Date: 2014-12-30 04:12 pm (UTC)Are you seriously outside?! Levi... You're a menace!
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Date: 2014-12-30 05:35 pm (UTC)Oh, is that a problem?
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