Voice Mail

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This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

Comments

[asharpertongue]

What about something slightly more this century?

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Spoil sport.

[asharpertongue]

Not aversed to the castle idea...just a modern castle.

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For you to be queen in.

[asharpertongue]

Sweet talk is always appreciated but it won't get you a moat so don't ask.

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That what will the drawbridge leading to the garage go over?

[asharpertongue]

No drawbridge! I might be persuaded on a tower though.

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Okay, we'll put drawbridge and tower under "maybe". What do you want?

[asharpertongue]

Large garage. Theater room!

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I like both of those ideas.

[asharpertongue]

Sturdy rafters for the sex swing.

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That much was a given.

[asharpertongue]

...well now that's all i'm thinking about. Damn it Levi.

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Is this your way of telling me you want to try out a sex swing?

[asharpertongue]

Do you? I mean, I can work myself into a lot of positions but you might need to limber up a little first.

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I do some yoga, but I could do a bit more if necessary.

[asharpertongue]

I think it would be. Have you seen those things?

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Can't really say that I have. Worth a try though, right?

[asharpertongue]

We could do that. I'm looking at pictures. This is an interesting way to spend a lunch break.

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I bet you have employees that could tell you all you need to know.

[asharpertongue]

I do know how to use one. I just haven't...yet.

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Ah, I see.

[asharpertongue]

Are you smirking? I bet you're smirking.

[tarnishedbadge]

No, not smirking.

[asharpertongue]

I'm shocked. Are you okay? Why aren't you smirking? A sex swing should at least raise a little twitch.