Are you smirking? I bet you're smirking.
No, not smirking.
I'm shocked. Are you okay? Why aren't you smirking? A sex swing should at least raise a little twitch.
Nothing. I think the joists in your place could handle one.
...are you seriously serious?
I'm serious, they could.
But do you actually want to? You know you don't have to do things just because I mention them once.
What's the worst that could happen, we go back to having really awesome sex without it?
I don't want us doing things just because. It's not a challenge or a competition. I don't give a crap about any of the extras, I just want you happy.
I'm so confused.
You sounded down. Or...well, you not smirking about a sex swing isn't like you. Are you working? I could come by?
Yeah, working. It's fine, you don't need to come down.
I don't need to...I want to though. I said something wrong. Please tell me what.
You didn't say anything wrong. We were talking about sex swings and you got all weird.
You got weird first!
No I didn't! You 180d the tone of the conversation.
Because you were being all quiet and serious about the sex swing thing! I was joking!
Sorry, I thought it was something we were maybe considering.
Not really. I wasn't expecting you to take it seriously. Seems like a lot of effort for something we do exceptionally well already.
Okay, I gotcha now.
Good. But you were a little weird about it. Why?
It's nothing, just not used to being the fragile human that you have to worry about being bendable enough.
Oh my god, Levi. Is that what you were worried about? I can literally change my body composition to have different and flexible bones if I need to. I cheat! You really don't have to worry about that. You're perfect.
It's fine, Lara, really.
No it's not. You're my Mate...I hate that I've upset you, even a little.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:11 pm (UTC)Are you smirking? I bet you're smirking.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:16 pm (UTC)No, not smirking.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:29 pm (UTC)I'm shocked. Are you okay? Why aren't you smirking? A sex swing should at least raise a little twitch.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:36 pm (UTC)Nothing. I think the joists in your place could handle one.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:49 pm (UTC)...are you seriously serious?
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:50 pm (UTC)I'm serious, they could.
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Date: 2015-06-16 07:59 pm (UTC)But do you actually want to? You know you don't have to do things just because I mention them once.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:02 pm (UTC)What's the worst that could happen, we go back to having really awesome sex without it?
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:08 pm (UTC)I don't want us doing things just because. It's not a challenge or a competition. I don't give a crap about any of the extras, I just want you happy.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:10 pm (UTC)I'm so confused.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:14 pm (UTC)You sounded down. Or...well, you not smirking about a sex swing isn't like you. Are you working? I could come by?
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:16 pm (UTC)Yeah, working. It's fine, you don't need to come down.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:27 pm (UTC)I don't need to...I want to though. I said something wrong. Please tell me what.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:38 pm (UTC)You didn't say anything wrong. We were talking about sex swings and you got all weird.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:45 pm (UTC)You got weird first!
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:48 pm (UTC)No I didn't! You 180d the tone of the conversation.
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:57 pm (UTC)Because you were being all quiet and serious about the sex swing thing! I was joking!
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Date: 2015-06-16 08:59 pm (UTC)Sorry, I thought it was something we were maybe considering.
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Date: 2015-06-16 09:03 pm (UTC)Not really. I wasn't expecting you to take it seriously. Seems like a lot of effort for something we do exceptionally well already.
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Date: 2015-06-16 09:04 pm (UTC)Okay, I gotcha now.
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Date: 2015-06-16 09:08 pm (UTC)Good. But you were a little weird about it. Why?
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Date: 2015-06-16 09:11 pm (UTC)It's nothing, just not used to being the fragile human that you have to worry about being bendable enough.
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Date: 2015-06-16 09:27 pm (UTC)Oh my god, Levi. Is that what you were worried about? I can literally change my body composition to have different and flexible bones if I need to. I cheat! You really don't have to worry about that. You're perfect.
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Date: 2015-06-16 09:36 pm (UTC)It's fine, Lara, really.
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Date: 2015-06-16 09:45 pm (UTC)No it's not. You're my Mate...I hate that I've upset you, even a little.
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