Voice Mail

[tarnishedbadge]

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

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[asharpertongue]

Can you go to jail for killing lawyers? Asking for a friend.

[tarnishedbadge]

Sometimes. Did the lawyer attack you? Was it self defense?

[asharpertongue]

Attacked me with vicious words. And his breath.

[tarnishedbadge]

Then it's murder and you go to jail.

[asharpertongue]

Hmmm...would it help if there wasn't a body?

[tarnishedbadge]

We detectives are really, really good at our jobs.

[asharpertongue]

But I know a way to distract at least one particular detective.

[tarnishedbadge]

We've talked about this, it's not fair to dangle keys in front of Thornton's face to make him forget what he's doing.

[asharpertongue]

she laughed and had to cover it with a cough

But it's so much fun when he bats at them.

[tarnishedbadge]

I know, but he gets cranky about it when you take them away.

Would you love me less if I had a dad bod?

[asharpertongue]

...pretend I'm a siren that doesn't need to work out and therefore doesn't actually know what you're talking about?

[tarnishedbadge]

Just google "dadbod" and get back to me.

[asharpertongue]

The lawyer now thinks I'm a pervert because I didn't hide my screen fast enough. But as to your question, I wouldn't love you any less because you'd still be you. Are you planning to give up the workouts?

[tarnishedbadge]

I think I would love myself a little less if I did.

[asharpertongue]

I'm looking through the pictures...this is not the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I'm looking at pictures of you to cleanse my mental palette.

[tarnishedbadge]

You would miss licking my abs, we both know it.

[asharpertongue]

There's an argument that there'd be more of you to love?

[tarnishedbadge]

Do you want more of me to love?

[asharpertongue]

Do you have a twin?

[tarnishedbadge]

I think there's a spell for that.

[asharpertongue]

Tempting but I have my hands full with one of you.

[tarnishedbadge]

Just think of all you could do with two of me.

[asharpertongue]

I'm trying very hard not to. You're not helping.

[tarnishedbadge]

Two mouths. Two cocks. Four hands. All for you.

[asharpertongue]

she groaned and covered it with another cough, blaming allergies

You wouldn't feel in competition with yourself?