Voice Mail

[tarnishedbadge]

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

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[asharpertongue]

Large garage. Theater room!

[tarnishedbadge]

I like both of those ideas.

[asharpertongue]

Sturdy rafters for the sex swing.

[tarnishedbadge]

That much was a given.

[asharpertongue]

...well now that's all i'm thinking about. Damn it Levi.

[tarnishedbadge]

Is this your way of telling me you want to try out a sex swing?

[asharpertongue]

Do you? I mean, I can work myself into a lot of positions but you might need to limber up a little first.

[tarnishedbadge]

I do some yoga, but I could do a bit more if necessary.

[asharpertongue]

I think it would be. Have you seen those things?

[tarnishedbadge]

Can't really say that I have. Worth a try though, right?

[asharpertongue]

We could do that. I'm looking at pictures. This is an interesting way to spend a lunch break.

[tarnishedbadge]

I bet you have employees that could tell you all you need to know.

[asharpertongue]

I do know how to use one. I just haven't...yet.

[tarnishedbadge]

Ah, I see.

[asharpertongue]

Are you smirking? I bet you're smirking.

[tarnishedbadge]

No, not smirking.

[asharpertongue]

I'm shocked. Are you okay? Why aren't you smirking? A sex swing should at least raise a little twitch.

[tarnishedbadge]

Nothing. I think the joists in your place could handle one.

[asharpertongue]

...are you seriously serious?

[tarnishedbadge]

I'm serious, they could.

[asharpertongue]

But do you actually want to? You know you don't have to do things just because I mention them once.

[tarnishedbadge]

What's the worst that could happen, we go back to having really awesome sex without it?

[asharpertongue]

I don't want us doing things just because. It's not a challenge or a competition. I don't give a crap about any of the extras, I just want you happy.

[tarnishedbadge]

I'm so confused.

[asharpertongue]

You sounded down. Or...well, you not smirking about a sex swing isn't like you. Are you working? I could come by?