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tarnishedbadge) wrote2025-05-29 08:07 pm
tarnishedbadge) wrote2025-05-29 08:07 pm
Voice Mail
This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.
TEXT: This taxi driver may kill me before I get out of Siren Cove.
Guys get awkward when women weep uncontrollably.
I just can't help myself. I've gone through two boxes of tissues.
Be strong, you'll be back soon. In the meantime I'm going to finally put that Heart of Gold discount to good use.
I've told the girls to be extra nice to you. Of course that means different things to different people. Maybe avoid Hera.
Just the name warns me off.
I miss you like crazy though.
I've barely been gone an hour. You can't miss me yet. I'm not going to make it to the airport if I have to admit to missing you already too.
Which I do.
So this would be a bad time to start sexting you?
There you go, shattering my ego thinking you'd find that so irresistible you'd turn around.
Oh please. You're probably naked eating pizza and watching porn as we speak.
If I'd known that I wouldn't have left that USB stick on your bedside table.
Yeah but you know you've ruined other women for me.
... Are there other dudes? Because now that's a relevant question. ;-p
No. Just little old me. On my lonesome. On your bed. While you were at work.
I love you more than I know what to do with.
You're so sweet. Maybe I should turn this cab around.
I looked all around the cab. Turns out you're not here for me to look at.
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