Voice Mail

[tarnishedbadge]

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

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[asharpertongue]

Does that count if I get someone other than you assigned to my case? I don't think James Thornton would fall for any of my usual tricks without help, for instance.

[tarnishedbadge]

It probably would work on pretty much anyone.

[asharpertongue]

Still, maybe I should just avoid the whole murder thing. Just in case.

They're arguing about a hundred feet of sand, Levi. Sand. Some days I wonder if my aunt is making me pay for something I did as a child.

[tarnishedbadge]

I doubt it. There's no way there was only one thing.

[asharpertongue]

I just had to cover for a laugh with a cough. Pretty sure no one bought it.

[tarnishedbadge]

Just tell them if they can't come to a decision the first one to count all the grains can have it.

[asharpertongue]

These guys are rich. They would absolutely hire teams of scientists to do exactly that.

[tarnishedbadge]

Say it has to be by hand.

[asharpertongue]

There's a part of me that really, really wants to do that. Two rich men, kneeling in the sand with a spoon. I just got a funny look for smiling.

[tarnishedbadge]

That's what I'd do. I'm sure they'd come to an agreement quickly.

[asharpertongue]

Remind me never to have you mediate any of my meetings. You'd spark a war.

[tarnishedbadge]

I'd have them spilling all their horrible secrets in no time for tons of leverage.

[asharpertongue]

And then war. So much war. These two seem to want a war. I might have to break up a fist fight. I'm about this close to just slapping them both with my power and grinding them under my boot.

[tarnishedbadge]

Why don't you let them have the fist fight?

[asharpertongue]

Because picking teeth off the carpet is never a fun way to spend an afternoon. I like my carpet. I don't want blood stains all over it.

[tarnishedbadge]

Well, I'll reward you when you get home if you don't kill anyone.

[asharpertongue]

Oh really? And how will you reward me? Bear in mind their lives depend on it.

[tarnishedbadge]

Fresh caught Atalntic salmon with a nice wine. Fire in the fireplace. Back rub followed by the hot tub.

[asharpertongue]

Okay so that made me groan and I think one of the men thinks I'm sexting with someone.

[tarnishedbadge]

We can do that too.

[asharpertongue]

Not that I don't want to, but I'm a siren in an office currently full of sirens. You don't think that might be a recipe for disaster?

[tarnishedbadge]

So I should get my hand out of my pants?

[asharpertongue]

That depends...are you in public?

[tarnishedbadge]

I found a secluded spot.

[asharpertongue]

Then no. You should definitely not take your hand out of your pants.