Voice Mail

[tarnishedbadge]

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

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[tarnishedbadge]

Nothing. I think the joists in your place could handle one.

[asharpertongue]

...are you seriously serious?

[tarnishedbadge]

I'm serious, they could.

[asharpertongue]

But do you actually want to? You know you don't have to do things just because I mention them once.

[tarnishedbadge]

What's the worst that could happen, we go back to having really awesome sex without it?

[asharpertongue]

I don't want us doing things just because. It's not a challenge or a competition. I don't give a crap about any of the extras, I just want you happy.

[tarnishedbadge]

I'm so confused.

[asharpertongue]

You sounded down. Or...well, you not smirking about a sex swing isn't like you. Are you working? I could come by?

[tarnishedbadge]

Yeah, working. It's fine, you don't need to come down.

[asharpertongue]

I don't need to...I want to though. I said something wrong. Please tell me what.

[tarnishedbadge]

You didn't say anything wrong. We were talking about sex swings and you got all weird.

[asharpertongue]

You got weird first!

[tarnishedbadge]

No I didn't! You 180d the tone of the conversation.

[asharpertongue]

Because you were being all quiet and serious about the sex swing thing! I was joking!

[tarnishedbadge]

Sorry, I thought it was something we were maybe considering.

[asharpertongue]

Not really. I wasn't expecting you to take it seriously. Seems like a lot of effort for something we do exceptionally well already.

[tarnishedbadge]

Okay, I gotcha now.

[asharpertongue]

Good. But you were a little weird about it. Why?

[tarnishedbadge]

It's nothing, just not used to being the fragile human that you have to worry about being bendable enough.

[asharpertongue]

Oh my god, Levi. Is that what you were worried about? I can literally change my body composition to have different and flexible bones if I need to. I cheat! You really don't have to worry about that. You're perfect.

[tarnishedbadge]

It's fine, Lara, really.

[asharpertongue]

No it's not. You're my Mate...I hate that I've upset you, even a little.

[tarnishedbadge]

You didn't upset me, it's my hang up, not yours.

[asharpertongue]

It is but I think I could have a hand in helping you overcome it, if you'd like?

[tarnishedbadge]

I just need to get used to it.