Voice Mail

[tarnishedbadge]

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

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[asharpertongue]

God Levi... Why are you working when you should be here?

[tarnishedbadge]

Because I like torturing you.

[asharpertongue]

I'm going to have to cancel my next meeting because I will terrify the poor humans looking like this.

she sends him a picture of herself, half changed and wild looking, scales running down her face, eyes glowing

[tarnishedbadge]

I think you really like this idea.

[asharpertongue]

I really like you. Two of you is overwhelming.

[tarnishedbadge]

I like the idea of overwhelming you.

[asharpertongue]

You're going to kill me at this rate.

[tarnishedbadge]

So, know any witches that could make a spell like that?

[asharpertongue]

I think that kind of magic is frowned upon.

[tarnishedbadge]

That wasn't a 'no' though.

[asharpertongue]

It's double you. That's never going to be a bad thing. Unless it goes horribly wrong and we end up with evil-levi.

[tarnishedbadge]

You kill whichever one of us has a goatee.

[asharpertongue]

What if no goatee is in evidence?

[tarnishedbadge]

well, you do like it when I'm bad.

[asharpertongue]

Not the point, Levi!

[tarnishedbadge]

😈

[asharpertongue]

she laughed at the phone

Maybe you’re the evil twin already.

[tarnishedbadge]

Come on, part of you doesn't really, really want to teach me how to behave?

[asharpertongue]

I’m not sure even if I used every trick or magic I had access to I could ever make you behave. You like misbehaving far too much.

[tarnishedbadge]

Doesn't part of the matriarch want to... dominate two of me though?

[asharpertongue]

You know I do. I’m currently taking gouges out of my desk with my talons with how much I want to do that.

[tarnishedbadge]

I'd resist a bit, make you put out some effort. Make you conquer me.

[asharpertongue]

I've just resorted to incoherent groaning and hissing. I can't even form words, Levi.

[tarnishedbadge]

oh dear, looks like I might have to work late ;-)

[asharpertongue]

If you think that would stop me, you're sorely mistaken.