tarnishedbadge | Voice Mail

This is the voice mail/mail post for Levi Astor III. Please leave a message here if you're contacting him.

I've told the girls to be extra nice to you. Of course that means different things to different people. Maybe avoid Hera.

Just the name warns me off.

I miss you like crazy though.

I've barely been gone an hour. You can't miss me yet. I'm not going to make it to the airport if I have to admit to missing you already too.

Which I do.

So this would be a bad time to start sexting you?

Baby, you can do that anytime.

There you go, shattering my ego thinking you'd find that so irresistible you'd turn around.

Oh please. You're probably naked eating pizza and watching porn as we speak.

Porn would be boring without you here.

If I'd known that I wouldn't have left that USB stick on your bedside table.

Yeah but you know you've ruined other women for me.

Who said there were other women on there?

... Are there other dudes? Because now that's a relevant question. ;-p

No. Just little old me. On my lonesome. On your bed. While you were at work.

I love you so much.

I love you more than I know what to do with.

You promise to call every day?

At least. You'll get sick of my voice.

Never.

You're so sweet. Maybe I should turn this cab around.

You can see me any time you want.

I looked all around the cab. Turns out you're not here for me to look at.

She needs your help, you're doing the right thing.

I know. Doesn't mean I wouldn't rather have you here, too. But duty calls.

If I hadn't taken time off for that stupid cruise I could have come for a bit.

It's okay. There'll be other trips. Lots of them.

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